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Proper etiquette when holding a door.
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I just wrote a postcard in piglatin so nobody could read it.
I am so dumb.
| Myself: | I think that the only reason I would get married would be for money |
| Mom: | You are more like me than I thought |
Pam
| Adam: | You are so shallow. |
| Myself: | Excuse me?! Do not call me shallow. |
| Adam: | But you just proved that you are. |
| Myself: | No! Being shallow is when you focus on looks. I wouldn't care if a guy looked like Smeagol as long as he has money. |
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3.8?! What?!
Oh my goodness. I could be a millionaire (millionaire-prostitute, that is).
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| Adam: | I know who you should go for... |
| Myself: | Excuse me? I don't "go for" people. People "go for" me. |
| Pam: | How is that working out for you? |
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the one with Van Damme, LOL!

C’mon now, I’m not some bling cow about to fall down the firetrucking stairs or trip on my own two feet if I take my glasses off. As you can see...
to have guy friends?
IF I WAS INTERESTED IN YOU IN ANYWAY I WOULD LET YOU KNOW.
I can’t be friends with girls because they’re...
Story of my life…